Hilarious Joke about humility of a chess playing nation

Hello guys, 2015 Zone 4.4 Individual Chess Championships  chess championship has just been concluded in Togo , and it was a tournament dominated by Nigerian players both in the Female and male section , snatching the 1st to 8th position in the Open section and 1st to 3rd position in the Female section  and i guess it is time to start praying for the Spirit of humility for the Nigerian players towards players from the countries in that zone and indeed other countries............ Zambia has been a very Solid chess playing country Producing the first black  GM  and  parading many strong International Masters and FIDE masters who have GM potentials , here is an hilarious joke i saw on the Zambian chess Forum preaching humility  which i believe applies to Nigeria as well. hahahaha
By Mubita Mwangelwa (Lusaka province chess Association)

HUMILITY OF CHESS PLAYERS FROM OTHER AFRICAN COUNTRIES VS ZAMBIAN CHESS PLAYERS HUMILITY.

1 Zambian posts in a foreign country's chess group...

Hello guys i am planning to come and play in the coming tournament you are hosting i am harboring some great chess potential! 

Foreign country group members responses;
X: you are welcome my brother
C: it will be good to have you here my friend, travel safely just make sure you arrive on time!
J: it will be good to have you here, we are glad to help you with anything pertaining to your comfortable stay here
H: it will be an interesting tourney!!! *speaks in foreign language*

2 Foreigner posts in Zambia chess group...

Hello guys i am planning to come and play in the coming tournament you are hosting i am harboring some great chess potential! 

Responses from Zambians....
PD: wait a minute! you are coming where??? have sangomas moved now from football to chess??
JK: which potential? have you been cheating yourself with your nephew or girlfriend??
BM: please brotherman i beg you just use your passport(Visa) money to buy yourself and your girlfriend some nice ice cream its wild here!!!
TS: shame on the passport (Visa) issuing officer!
LT: Please if you dare to come don't tell your family where you are going because there will be no good stories to tell when you are back so make it a secret!
MT: you are coming to the den of lions! we wont even use our teeth to tear you from limb to limb we will just roar and tada bones you are!
PD: if you are a christian please just take your money for offering to church...
BM: lol.. PD the guy will receive blessings if he takes money to the church or if he is an entrepreneur it will be wise for him to start a kantemba LOL.

HMM ZAMBIANS PLEASE BE WELCOMING, YOU CAN EVEN SCARE A Grand Master  LOL...